[Male Chorus]
Don't you have, don't you have, don't you have a bride for me? (x3)
[Bully]
Oh, I'm so lonely, and so often alone!
I'm looking for a girlfriend, and I'm not finding any.
No matter how I've tried, it's always gone wrong.
Hey, that's no life for a man like me!
That's why I'm turning to you, because you're so friendly to me;
Can't you advise me as to how I find one?
Don't you have, don't you have, don't you have a bride for me?
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes, we have various ones here.
[Bully]
One that I'll like, with a big pile of money?
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes, we've got them all here.
[Bully]
She must be chic...
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes!
[Bully]
Not too fat...
[Male Chorus]
No, no, no!
[Bully]
With lots of dough...
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes!
[Bully]
No vices...
[Male Chorus]
No, no, no!
[Bully]
Nice and reliable...
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes!
[Bully]
Not too dull...
[Male Chorus]
No, no, no!
[Bully]
Long story short: she has to be an angel!
Yes, don't you have, don't you have, don't you have a bride for me?
Don't you have, don't you have a bride for me? (x2)
I went to the matchmaker, knocked meekly,
Immediately forked over three marks (it was unavoidable).
He showed me an album with a whole lot of pictures --
Friends, it's impossible to describe what I saw in there:
Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones, old ones, young ones... everything was inside it –
But I couldn't find anyone I liked.
Yes, don't you have, don't you have, don't you have a bride for me?
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes, we have various ones here.
[Bully]
One that I'll like, with a big pile of money?
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes! We've got them all here.
[Bully]
She must be chic...
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes!
[Bully]
Not too fat...
[Male Chorus]
No, no, no!
[Bully]
With lots of dough...
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes!
[Bully]
And no vices...
[Male Chorus]
No, no, no!
[Bully]
Nice and reliable...
[Male Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes!
[Bully]
Not too dull...
[Male Chorus]
No, no, no!
[Bully]
Long story short: she has to be an angel! Yes...
[Bully and Male Chorus]
Don't you have, don't you have, don't you have a bride for me?
[Bully]
Don't you have, don't you have a bride for me? (x2)