Hail Caesar lyrics

He be the count of Monte Cristo

Could be a quake any day

Maybe somebody from Siam

Begin the era of a new Reich

Keeps licking all the honey

Chewing up the fat he rakes

Instead of sending to the lions

They cover him with praise

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up

Rocking up the Richter scale

Swinging in the chariot, around and around, we go

The senators rehearse the tale

Starring in the coliseum

Tied upon the rack

Up, comes the thumb of Caesar

To stab you in the back

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up

Rocking on the Richter scale

Swingin' in the chariot, around and around, we go

As the senators rehearse the tale

Watch out, Caesar

Watch out, Caesar

I said, "Hail"

I said, "Hail"

I said, "Hail"

I said, "Hail"

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!

You need eyes in the back of your head, boy

Or you're dead