Håper Nissen Har Råd [English translation]

I want a helicopter with two floors

I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square

And more than anything, I want peace on earth

Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me

I know I may be asking a bit too much

And perhaps my wishlist has gotten too long

But I hope Santa gives me what I want

Cause I've been nice as fuck this year

O-oh, Christmas is here again

I hope Santa has saved up lots of cash

For all the gifts I'm gonna get

And I hope Santa can afford it

I want a helicopter with two floors

I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square

And more than anything, I want peace on earth

Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me

Shotgun, Santa pulls up in a sleigh

He's brought gifts, but I want more

And all naughty girls are gonna get a package anyhow

But maybe they'll have to be punished a bit tonight

They say you should think of others

But when Christmas comes I'll think about me

And if I can get exactly what I want

Then I want a thousand new wishes more

O-oh, Christmas is here again

I hope Santa has saved up lots of cash

For all the gifts I'm gonna get

And I hope Santa can afford it

I want a helicopter with two floors

I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square

And more than anything, I want peace on earth

Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me

And sometimes I think of those that aren't so fucking fortunate

And then I stop thinking about it

O-oh, Christmas is here again

I hope Santa has saved up lots of cash

For all the gifts I'm gonna get

And I hope Santa can afford it

I want a helicopter with two floors

I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square

And more than anything, I want peace on earth

Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me