I want a helicopter with two floors
I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square
And more than anything, I want peace on earth
Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me
I know I may be asking a bit too much
And perhaps my wishlist has gotten too long
But I hope Santa gives me what I want
Cause I've been nice as fuck this year
O-oh, Christmas is here again
I hope Santa has saved up lots of cash
For all the gifts I'm gonna get
And I hope Santa can afford it
I want a helicopter with two floors
I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square
And more than anything, I want peace on earth
Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me
Shotgun, Santa pulls up in a sleigh
He's brought gifts, but I want more
And all naughty girls are gonna get a package anyhow
But maybe they'll have to be punished a bit tonight
They say you should think of others
But when Christmas comes I'll think about me
And if I can get exactly what I want
Then I want a thousand new wishes more
O-oh, Christmas is here again
I hope Santa has saved up lots of cash
For all the gifts I'm gonna get
And I hope Santa can afford it
I want a helicopter with two floors
I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square
And more than anything, I want peace on earth
Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me
And sometimes I think of those that aren't so fucking fortunate
And then I stop thinking about it
O-oh, Christmas is here again
I hope Santa has saved up lots of cash
For all the gifts I'm gonna get
And I hope Santa can afford it
I want a helicopter with two floors
I want a statue of myself at Oslo's City Hall Square
And more than anything, I want peace on earth
Cause then I know the whole world is gonna love me