The fact is that this town only has one sheriff
And it's me!
It's Koutsi! VilleGalle! Märkä-Simo! At a small wedding!
I work nights, not in any stores, ha!
A little frozen1, at a small wedding2
'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning
Luckily we have touch
A little frozen, at a small wedding
I'm at weddings on Fridays and Saturdays
You get Lamborghinis if you're frozen
And sit with your wife at home
After that you get little playtime for the rest of the season
"What's up, dude?" I'm doing good,
I'm at weddings but never getting married
Koutsi is wearing a suit for entirely different reasons
I'm on the verge of passing out even on the side of the rink
In the morning I have a terrible headache again
I always go beyond my limits, Muhammed Ali
You'll never see Koutsi during happy hour
I drink at home beforehand
I live on booze and McDonald's
During the weekends I'm time traveling
And only help bridesmaids in distress
Well, Koutsi is always hungry
I work nights, not in any stores, ha!
A little frozen, at a small wedding
'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning
Luckily we have touch
A little frozen, at a small wedding
Drinking in order to get drunk
Tomorrow out of the will of God
I drank salmiakki vodka out of a pint,
They're bringing me gold with a truck from Sweden
It's no use trying to argue with Koutsi
That you didn't pass out yesterday out of booze
In every place there's dark parties
We drink all the money from inheritance accounts
Here it's midsummer every day
And I'm sober like a morning breathalyzing
Back home we drink straight from the tap
We have parties even in apartment flats
Five thousand down the throat in a night
Why can't pussy be free
In the morning fingers to the palate
This is just super cool
I work nights, not in any stores, ha!
A little frozen, at a small wedding
'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning
Luckily we have touch
A little frozen, at a small wedding
Nelsson's sena on the mic
I chew gum like Pena Matikainen3
I play pocket billiard4 at home
My wedding costs a billion
'92 Soviet Union was left behind
During holidays weddings take a week
Parties are behind like a mullet
I fire the puck like a bullet
I work nights, not in any stores, ha!
A little frozen, at a small wedding
'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning
Luckily we have touch
A little frozen, at a small wedding
I work nights, not in any stores, ha!
A little frozen, at a small wedding
There's no hangover because it has no time to come
A kebab roll and we're ready to go again
A little frozen, at a small wedding
1. 'to be frozen' is slang for having a hangover2. 'to be at a wedding' is slang for being drunk3. Pentti Matikainen is a Finnish ice hockey coach4. 'to play pocket billiard' is slang for jacking off