Grouch Anthem lyrics

[Announcer: Spoken]

Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for the Grouch Anthem

[Oscar: Spoken]

No, no, no. With the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down. Down in front there! Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing:

[Oscar: Sung]

Grouches of the world unite!

Stand up for your grouchly rights!

Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain

Just stand up and complain (heheheh)

Let this be the grouches' cause:

Point out everybody's flaws!

Something is wrong with everything

Except the way I sing!

[Oscar: Spoken]

You know what's right with this world? Nothin'!

You know what gets me hot under the collar? You name it!

And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember:

[Oscar: Sung]

Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain

Just stand up and complain!

Just stand up and complain!