Gringo Latin Funk [English translation]

She wants (***)

To get rid of her 'gringa' issues

Someone needs to give him a 'habano'

So he'll walk like a Hispanic

Someone needs to stain his shoes

With mud from the mountains

To take away his attitude

His cheesecake from England attitude

There she goes strutting around Latin America

Walking like the generic gringa

She won't eat 'dulce de leche' (caramel cake) because of the cholesterol

She claims to speak Spanglish

She's a gringa wannabe

She doesn't even know where the capital of her country is

She's an imbecile, with shi* for brains

That is why I dedicate to her this 'funk' that's kind of gay

Like Jamiroquai

I see her all the time acting like a pack of dogs

Without any direction, tumbling around the world

Stealing money from old dying millionaires

Like Donald Trump in less than a second

She'll rob you of even your wrinkles

She's a witch without the broom or the wart

Because she's pretty, with her tight buttocks

She'll hypnotize you with her perfect nose

Like the little French ones

She's an idiot, she extracts milk from your balls

In order to ride in your convertible with the top down

She's a fine piece of a**, so fine

She's become more expensive than f***ing gasoline

She eats alone in elegant restaurants

Fillet of gold with diamond salad

She'd rather get a permanent implant

Before feeding her children

She's an expert at breaking condoms

She's the owner of all your fortune before she takes off your pants

She doesn't have indigenous or African blood in her

Because she says her family is of German descent

She is a disgrace to Latinos

I wish I could pierce her chest with a javelin,

Set her on fire and that her breasts would burn

And that the tip of the javelin is also poisonous

To ensure her death

Because even if they don't deserve it

These chicks are lucky and come back alive like zombies

That's why afterwards I'm going to attack her with a combo of punches

In her face until she becomes disfigured

She wants (***) (What for?)

To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)

Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)

So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)

Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)

With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)

To take away his attitude (What attitude?)

His cheesecake from England attitude

There goes the guy who wears tight fitting pants

To make his package show

With the hairstyle they use in 'Objetivo Fama'

That makes them look like they just got out of bed

And that they poured cement gel on their hair

And then they dye the ends a caramel brown color

He wears colored contacts to lighten his eyes

And although he's Latin he speaks with a weird accent

He's an imbecile, his dream is to be a 'bolero' crooner

And afterwards to make a calendar dressed as a firefighter

A guy with very little imagination

He could easily find work as a reporter on Univision

From Miami, he finds himself a babe

With his Armani wardrobe

He spends his time pursuing any a**

Has the same creativity as any reggaeton singer

He also beats women as does Fernando del Rincon

He's a phony idiot, he's a fake

And on top of everything he's a fan of Justin Timberlake

What f***s him up the most like a blister

Is that as much as he combs [his hair] he can't deny his native features

He's a disgrace to Latinos

I wish I could invite him over to a pool [party]

In the middle of a thunderstorm

Also, I'd like to bestow on him a Lamborghini without brakes

Take him to get his prostate looked at with a drill

And to push it in until blood comes out

In the name of all the people in Latin America

Dying of hunger

She wants (***) (What for?)

To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)

Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)

So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)

Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)

With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)

To take away his attitude (What attitude?)

His cheesecake from England attitude (Ha Ha Ha)

You're an idiot

A double loser

Super imbecile

A Latino imbecile