She wants (***)
To get rid of her 'gringa' issues
Someone needs to give him a 'habano'
So he'll walk like a Hispanic
Someone needs to stain his shoes
With mud from the mountains
To take away his attitude
His cheesecake from England attitude
There she goes strutting around Latin America
Walking like the generic gringa
She won't eat 'dulce de leche' (caramel cake) because of the cholesterol
She claims to speak Spanglish
She's a gringa wannabe
She doesn't even know where the capital of her country is
She's an imbecile, with shi* for brains
That is why I dedicate to her this 'funk' that's kind of gay
Like Jamiroquai
I see her all the time acting like a pack of dogs
Without any direction, tumbling around the world
Stealing money from old dying millionaires
Like Donald Trump in less than a second
She'll rob you of even your wrinkles
She's a witch without the broom or the wart
Because she's pretty, with her tight buttocks
She'll hypnotize you with her perfect nose
Like the little French ones
She's an idiot, she extracts milk from your balls
In order to ride in your convertible with the top down
She's a fine piece of a**, so fine
She's become more expensive than f***ing gasoline
She eats alone in elegant restaurants
Fillet of gold with diamond salad
She'd rather get a permanent implant
Before feeding her children
She's an expert at breaking condoms
She's the owner of all your fortune before she takes off your pants
She doesn't have indigenous or African blood in her
Because she says her family is of German descent
She is a disgrace to Latinos
I wish I could pierce her chest with a javelin,
Set her on fire and that her breasts would burn
And that the tip of the javelin is also poisonous
To ensure her death
Because even if they don't deserve it
These chicks are lucky and come back alive like zombies
That's why afterwards I'm going to attack her with a combo of punches
In her face until she becomes disfigured
She wants (***) (What for?)
To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)
Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)
So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)
Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)
With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)
To take away his attitude (What attitude?)
His cheesecake from England attitude
There goes the guy who wears tight fitting pants
To make his package show
With the hairstyle they use in 'Objetivo Fama'
That makes them look like they just got out of bed
And that they poured cement gel on their hair
And then they dye the ends a caramel brown color
He wears colored contacts to lighten his eyes
And although he's Latin he speaks with a weird accent
He's an imbecile, his dream is to be a 'bolero' crooner
And afterwards to make a calendar dressed as a firefighter
A guy with very little imagination
He could easily find work as a reporter on Univision
From Miami, he finds himself a babe
With his Armani wardrobe
He spends his time pursuing any a**
Has the same creativity as any reggaeton singer
He also beats women as does Fernando del Rincon
He's a phony idiot, he's a fake
And on top of everything he's a fan of Justin Timberlake
What f***s him up the most like a blister
Is that as much as he combs [his hair] he can't deny his native features
He's a disgrace to Latinos
I wish I could invite him over to a pool [party]
In the middle of a thunderstorm
Also, I'd like to bestow on him a Lamborghini without brakes
Take him to get his prostate looked at with a drill
And to push it in until blood comes out
In the name of all the people in Latin America
Dying of hunger
She wants (***) (What for?)
To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)
Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)
So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)
Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)
With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)
To take away his attitude (What attitude?)
His cheesecake from England attitude (Ha Ha Ha)
You're an idiot
A double loser
Super imbecile
A Latino imbecile