Говновоз [Govnovoz]
Сорок лет как под наркозом
Я работал говновозом
Ой-ой-ой...
Не шофёром,не таксистом
А вонючим говночистом
Ой-ой-ой...
За три сотенных бумажки
На ЗИЛе возил говняшки
Ой-ой-ой...
И скажу вам чтоб вы знали:
Ох и много ж вы насрали!
Ой-ой-ой...
Говновоз, говновоз, говновоз
Не отчистить говна от колёс
Если даже духами обдать
Всё равно продолжает вонять...
Говночист, говночист, говночист
Должен быть закалён и плечист
Говночист - заклинатель говна!
Нужен людям во все времена.
Я не знаю как там Запад
Мож у них поменьше запах
Ой-ой-ой...
Наш насерет в таксофоне
И напустит столько вони
Ой-ой-ой...
Вроде стали есть поменьше
Значит надо срать полегче
Ой-ой-ой...
Но откуда что берётся
Вдвое больше людям срётся
Ой-ой-ой...
Говновоз, говновоз, говновоз
Много в мире тюльпанов и роз
Много в мире конфет и вина
Но ещё больше в мире говна...
Говночист, говночист, говночист
Должен быть закалён и плечист
Говночист - заклинатель говна!
Нужен людям во все времена.
Приезжаю к нам туристы
Я б сказал народ говнистый
Ой-ой-ой...
Вдоль по улице пройдётся
И бананов обожрётся
Ой-ой-ой...
И такая вот зараза
Серет мимо унитаза
Ой-ой-ой...
Жопу пальцем вытирает
За собою не смывает
Ой-ой-ой...
Говновоз, говновоз, говновоз
Подгоняй-ка поближе насос
Досавай-ка черпалу свою
И включай посильнее струю...
Говночист, говночист, говночист
Должен быть закалён и плечист
Говночист - заклинатель говна!
Нужен людям во все времена.
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Michail Sheleg
- country:Russia
- Languages:Russian
- Genre:Folk, Pop-Folk
- Wiki:https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Шелег,_Михаил_Владимирович
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- Spiel mit mir [Bulgarian translation]
- Sonne [Serbische Version] [Hungarian translation]
- Sonne [Ukrainian translation]
- Sonne [Latvian translation]
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- Sonne [Macedonian translation]
- Sex [Hungarian translation]
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- Sex [French translation]
- Spieluhr [Dutch translation]
- Sonne [Bulgarian translation]
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- Sonne [Finnish translation]
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- Sirene [Italian translation]
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- Sex [Turkish translation]
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- Spieluhr [Bulgarian translation]
- Sonne [English translation]
- Sonne [Russian translation]
- Spiel mit mir [Portuguese translation]
- Spiel mit mir [Swedish translation]
- Sonne [Albanian translation]
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- Sonne [Esperanto translation]
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- Sex [Bulgarian translation]
- Sirene [Turkish translation]
- Sonne [Russian translation]
- Sex [Hungarian translation]
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- Sex [Dutch translation]
- Sex [Portuguese translation]
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- Çile lyrics
- Sex [English translation]
- Sonne [Danish translation]
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- Sirene [French translation]
- Spiel mit mir [Greek translation]
- Sonne lyrics
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- Spiel mit mir [Romanian translation]
- Sonne [Turkish translation]
- Spiel mit mir lyrics
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- Sonne [Spanish translation]
- Sonne [Greek translation]
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- Sirene lyrics
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- Spiel mit mir [English translation]
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- Sirene [English translation]
- Sex [Serbian translation]
- Spiel mit mir [Ukrainian translation]
- Sex [Italian translation]
- Sonne [Serbian translation]
- Sex [Danish translation]
- Sonne [English translation]
- Spiel mit mir [Finnish translation]
- Sirene [Hungarian translation]
- Sonne [English translation]
- Sonne [Serbian translation]
- Sonne [Korean translation]
- Sonne [English translation]
- Spiel mit mir [Spanish translation]
- Spieluhr [Bulgarian translation]
- Sonne [English translation]
- Sex [Russian translation]
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