In the beginning, God created the Earth,
The people, and the animals, fire and water
Then he beheld his own creation
And he saw that it was good.
Then God wanted to dance
And looked down at his DJ, and said:
Hey DJ, give me your beats!
Then he saw that it was dark upon his World
And looked down at his LJ1 and said:
Hey LJ, let there be light!
Give me your beats!
And God danced.
And God danced.
1. a neat play on the acronym DJ, where the "D" represents "Dunkel" (Dark), and the "L" in LJ represents "Licht" (Light)