Goin' Viral lyrics

Now there’s a lotta stupid shit that hits the internet

But if it’s funny or embarrassing then you can bet

It goes viral

That shit goes viral

Ooh whoa-oh

Ooh whoa-oh

When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls

Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls

And it’s viral

Fuckin’ viral

Ooh whoa-oh

Ooh whoa-oh

Once your letter first gets tweeted

That shit never gets deleted

One kid clicks

Then two

Then six

And oh, you know

It’s goin’ viral

Viral

You’ll be an internet celebrity

'Cause it’ll spread like fucking HPV

Now ev’rybody knows your shit

It’s goin’ viral

Viral

You’ll be the poster boy for ‘gay and lame’

So either kill yourself or change your name

Cause it’s goin’ viral

Viral

Viral

You’ll see it blowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song

And ev’ry soccer mom in Omaha will sing along

Cause it’s viral

It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral

Ooh whoa-oh

Ooh whoa-oh

Trust me, dude, that shit will linger

Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"

Just sit back and watch this fucker

Grow

Grow

Grow

Oh! It’s goin’ viral

Viral

You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry laptop screen

And kids’ll dress like you for Halloween

Khakis and those fucking shoes

It’s goin’ viral, viral

I’ll get to say I knew the YouTube star

That people laugh about in Kandahar

Cause it’s goin’ viral

Viral

Viral

It’s worse every day

It’s never ending

You flee to Bombay

And still, you’re trending

You climb a mountain and you find a guru

And he promises that you’ll be a new you

But one night lying in your bunk

You lock eyes with another monk

He looks at you with piercing eyes

And then you see him recognize

You wonder what he’s gonna do

He calls the gurus in with you

He pulls his phone out and it’s back again

‘Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I’m a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!’

That shit went viral

Viral

It's like a cyber-hell you can't escape

Where every gang is up for cyber rape

Your life's gonna spiral

Spiral

When this goes viral

Viral

Viral

You are fucked!