[Part 1: Shneezin]
Ay, I'm such an awesome rapper
I jerk off to boob pictures of my sister, yeah
Yep and where are we actually? A cheer for Mike
Odd shit, illogical lines
This beat - I sure fucked in it so much
Am so dope, who takes drugs, copies me
And I ask myself, what you are clambering about for
Talk smack to me and I can fart you in the mouth
Shortly yummy, yummy cold pizza, nibbled chocolate
A good sip, next I make a reefer with tobacco
And turn on the SNAS, game Super Mario Brothers
Dude, turn on the beat already and we write songs again about...
[Bridge]
Nude vaginas, drugs and schnaps
Our fans are mutants and all go off (freak out)
They sing:
[Hook] (x2)
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!
Go Ninja, Go Go Ninja, Go!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go, Goooooooooo!
[Part 2: Mike]
Ay we are the 257ers, Gangsta shit
I have kidded all rap fans, I was Hank
Look, I tramp to the gig, hopefully they don't know me
But in the tram I insult everyone, when I don't get a window seat
Yup and your daddy comes home, while I was in your mom
I give propeller kicks to the hobo - booted dad
I believe in Satan, dodge paying the fee on the fair
VIP-dinner at our place: Dude, savoy cabbage with ass hairs
Get the party started on a Saturday night
But what do they all want from me? Who the hell is Mike?
Throw a firecracker in your pond, then fish sticks come out of there
You see light at the end of the tunnel, but I knock them out, yo!
[Bridge]
[Hook]
[Part 3: Keule]
My fans mainly appear in packs
The Turtles lay in there, they were baptized in ooze
Never bought a book, rather watched the movies
And their mothers wished, they had taken the pill
Okay, eight arms, smell of schnaps, giant dick
Can only say Akk!, they never knew Pac!
In the neighborhood they are hated, speed and hemp
Give them power for the night, ay the beat starts
They snap completely, fuck rapping you dork
Here it is only and solely about making a wave
Who is gangster, and who can stand whose box on the ear?
But for me it is a matter solely who has the longest one and about..
[Bridge]
[Hook]