Gnukk [English translation]

I had to find a sponsor, so I went out into town

Where I met a guy who usually always has cash

I asked him if he could manage 100 bucks for Friday

He answered "That'll be difficult, my bank account's at zero"

But I met him out that night, wasted at a table

He reddened when he saw me and ran off without a word

He's cheap, he's a cheapskate

He's cheap, he's a cheapskate

He's a greedy, stingy bastard

He was too cheap

I have my IOUs, but I stand by my word

No one can accuse me of economic adultery

I have my vices and I certainly have my flaws

But I'm the first at the mast when the ship sets sail

But some people are cheap in their mind as well as soul

They'll use all their means to collect a little debt

They're cheap, they're cheapskates

They're cheap, they're cheapskates

They're a greedy, stingy gang

Much, much too cheap

But some will assume that I'm out spreading lies

But what can they expect after 65 days

My body is sacred, my liver's made of steel

My calves made of soccer balls and my brain made of cabbage

But some people are cheap in their mind as well as soul

They'll use all their means to collect a little debt

They're cheap, they're cheapskates

They're cheap, they're cheapskates

They're a greedy, stingy gang

Much, much too, much, much too, much, much too cheap