Glasögonorm [English translation]

When I was a kid I was always beat up

By the other boys when we went to school

What bloody schmucks, huh?

But there was always some little bastard

Whom I could let out all the steam on

A little skinny bastard...

He was a spectacle snake

Spectacle snake

Bloody spectacle snake!

When I got older, things remained the same

And in all the workplaces I got whopped

By everyone

But there was always some little bastard

Whom I could larrup, and reclaim my self respect

A little skinny bastard...

He was a spectacle snake

It was always a spectacle snake

Bloody spectacle snake!

(SOLO)

Spectacle snake

A spectacle snake...

A bloody spectacle snake!

Finally, I was fed up with always getting beat up

So I began training karate and boxing

Getting strong like hell

But, while the muscles grew

I felt my vision worsening

Can you imagine?

Now I'm a spectacle snake

Yes, a spectacle snake

Bloody spectacle snake

They call me spectacle snake

A strong fucking spectacle snake

Bloody spectacle snake

''Is there anyone who feels like fighting with a spectacle snake!?''