Are you a master butcher,
do you study medicine?
Are you a newcomer,
or do you come from Berlin?
Are you a dominatrix,
or rather submissive?
Are you a pianist,
or a helicopter pilot?
It doesn't matter what you are,
The main thing is
it makes you happy,
It doesn't matter what you are,
The main thing is
it makes you happy,
Are you sick for love,*
or are you a misanthropist?
Are you perhaps a model,
or rather a cyclops?
Do you like being in the shadows,
or are you always deeply tanned?
Are you a gourmet,
or a friend of snack-stands?
It doesn't matter what you are,
The main thing is
it makes you happy,
It doesn't matter what you eat,
The main thing is
it makes you chubby,
Don't let any shit impose itself on you,
Life is beautiful,
It doesn't matter what you are,
The main thing is
it makes you happy,
It doesn't matter what you drive,
As long as you make sure**
that it has a taillight,
And in case you don't have a taillight,
Then take my torch.