When you come to life, you come outta a woman
and for the rest of your life you want to come into a woman
But what we whitter about, yall already know
My friend Mithridates, tell us the kinds of women
I'll start with Rita, the suburban housewife
who as we all know, should be the perfect homemaker
Cooking, shopping, cleaning the house
but only doing missionary
I remember Cleo who was a bluestocking
Watching the Belly of an Architect, listening to Vim Mertens and Dalara, watching Kieslowski, reading Buscalia
for her, Imiz are losers
Betty the nymphomaniac was a catch,
I remember she copped a feel with her parents present
but when she desired sex eight times instead of one
it was then that my pee-pee called a strike
I remember when I loved Lena at seventeen
she was like: No, stop I'm still a virgin
I remained prudent for a whole year
and what did I earn? A permanent hard-on
Women, women, women, women
the headache and the painkiller themselves
breaking our hearts, where should you find a tambon now?
Women, women, women, women
the headache and the painkiller themselves
even if what they say sound foreign to us
On a night at Renegade, I met Ephe
having fun on Riders on the Storm
Hair on top, sunglasses, gimcrack and a bird tattoo
fire, guitar, beach and Hotel California
I once met Chara at Romeo
who digged Vasilis Karras' timbre
Greek nightclubs became my second home
pop-folk divas like Lady and the Trump
Imagine having affairs with jailbait that takes you to clubbing
and Vasilis Chilichristos watching you every night
I flirted with Litsa who was in her late forties,
she turned my dick into Lafayette's shoulder strap
And they matched me up with a Jehova fanatic,
I just wanted sex and she was like: Fear the wrath of God!
Let's not talk about Jovanna, a careerist wearing a skirt suit
having a laptop on her embrace and being a management expert
I talked to her about going out and she looked at her organizer
that's why I stayed home and learned to play the synthesizer
Natasha, a pole jump athlete,
I sexually trained her with my shortie
but on tournaments, she was away once again, and I was watching her only on public television
and and and, and watching basketball with Galis
Women, women, women, women
the headache and the painkiller themselves
breaking our hearts, where should you find a tambon now?
Women, women, women, women
the headache and the painkiller themselves
even if what they say sound foreign to us