(Soft) [Man 1:] “Oi... Get your filthy hands off my desert!”
[Man 2:] “What 'e say?”
(explosion)
Brezhnev took Afghanistan
And Begin took Beirut
Galtieri took the Union Jack
And Maggie, over lunch one day
Took a cruiser with all hands
Apparently, to make him give it back
Mmm... Maggie, what have you done?