Gaston [Reprise] [Italian translation]

[Gaston:] LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

[LeFou:] A dangerous pastime

[Gaston:] I know,

But that wacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only so-so

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony old man

See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now I'm evolving a plan!

If I... *wispering*

[LeFou:] Yes?

[Gaston:] Then we... *whispering*

[LeFou:] No, would she?

[Gaston:] *whispering* Guess!

LeFou:] Now I get it!

[Gaston and LeFou:] Let's go!

No one plots like Gaston

[Gaston:] Takes cheap shots like Gaston

[LeFou:] Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!

[Chorus:] So his marriage we soon will be celebrating

My what a guy

Gaston!