Gangnam Style [parody] lyrics

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I’m in a stable cause horses make me horny

Cold pee in my glass

spit it on this boy dancing by me

I’m getting stiff

now that kids dancing between my knees

Why the hell is this child with me?

Semen in the air, blowing on me and these two ladies

Shooting everywhere, it feels so good against my body

Semen in the air, it’s pretty much like a bukkake

Shooting through the air, shooting everywhere.

With a fat man inside a sauna

resting my head, on his shoulder

Now I am dancing on a tennis court with a slut

I’m on a bus,

Now these two guys behind me are gonna blow up

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HeyYYYY~ SEXY HORSEY!

I want your booties

Shaking my buthole with some freak show dressed in yellow.

Can not tell if it’s a man or if it’s a lesbo

Please pull down your pants,

I want to see what you got below

Is it sausage or is it taco?

I’m in an elevator.

Underneath this happy guys’ crotch

I’m in an elevator.

Look at him now hes thrusting his cock on in an elevator.

I’m in an elevator.

This whole song makes no friggin sense, Does it?

I’m on a toilet, I just took a shit.

I am creeping around the subway

I see a girl that can grope

I am reaching to touch her boobies,

in slow mo

I do it slow,

Maybe if I do it real slow she will not KNOW!

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HeyYYYY~ SEXY HORSEY!

YOU! You want candy?

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