Fuck Christmas,
it’s a waste of fucking time.
Fuck Santa,
he’s just out to get your dime.
Fuck holly, and fuck ivy,
and fuck all that mistletoe.
White-bearded big fat bastards
ringing bells where’er you go.
And bloated men in shopping malls
all going "Ho-ho-ho!".
It’s fucking Christmas time again!
Fuck Christmas,
it’s a fucking Disney show.
Fuck reindeer,
and all that fucking snow.
Fuck carols,
and fuck Rudolph
and his stupid fucking nose,
and fucking sleigh bells tinkling
everywhere you fucking goes.
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping,
it just drives us all insane.
Go tell the elves
to fuck themselves.
It’s Christmas time again.
Thank you, you Santa-mental bastards!