Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cause you're fat... and gay
Girls don't choose the nice guys
And you're a nice guy!
But you're fat...
... and you're fucking gay
And why don't girls see the inside?
Oh, they do!
And they see
That you're still fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh-oh)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cause you're fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh-oh)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cause you're fat and gay