Friendzone Song lyrics

Do you know why you're lonely?

It's 'cause you're fat... and gay

Girls don't choose the nice guys

And you're a nice guy!

But you're fat...

... and you're fucking gay

And why don't girls see the inside?

Oh, they do!

And they see

That you're still fat and gay

There's no such thing as the

Friendzone!

Friendzone! (Oh-oh)

The only reason that you're lonely

Is 'cause you're fat and gay

There's no such thing as the

Friendzone!

Friendzone! (Oh-oh)

The only reason that you're lonely

Is 'cause you're fat and gay