Friendship U [Russian translation]

[Flim]

If you're alone and you can't make friends

We understand your plight

[Flam]

Until now, there was just one way

Your friendships could take flight

[Flim]

There is a school real far away

That'll teach you what to know

But if you live here, you couldn't stay

[Flam]

You'd learn you have to go-o-o-o

Ponies: Awww...

[Flim]

Now, there is an alternative to all of that adversity

[Flam]

Not just a school, I'll have you know

[Flim and Flam]

But a whole university

At Friendship U, our aim is true

In a city, not some backwater

You'll learn the things you need to know

At our new alma mater

Flim: That's it, everypony, you heard correct!

Flam: Friendship U, the one and only university of friendship!

[Flim]

As you can see, we're a success

By any kind of stat

[Twilight Sparkle]

That may be so, for all I know

But I still smell a rat

[Flam]

Everypony, lookie here

That other school's headmare

[Flim]

Her presence is a testament

To the mutual respect...

[Flim and Flam]

...we sha-a-a-are

Twilight Sparkle: What?! No, it isn't!

[Flam]

It really is the final piece

To make our work complete

[Flim]

To have the Friendship Princess

Bless our school is such a treat

Flam: We're so honored!

[Flim and Flam]

At Friendship U, we teach to you (and you!)

All of our friendship knowledge

You'll learn it all in half the time

At the one and only friendship college

Twilight Sparkle: How can anypony learn friendship in half the time?

Flam: Our coursework is so accelerated, to take longer would be a crime!

[Flim]

The lessons that we teach have been

Reviewed and checked and edited

[Flam]

Which might explain why our new school's

[Flim and Flam]

About to be accredited

At Friendship U, oh, yes, it's true

Even the Princess of Friendship agrees

The only place in Equestria

To give out friendship degrees

Yeah!

[Ponies]

Friendship U!

Friendship U!

Friendship U!

Flim: That's it, everypony! Let's hear it! Tell us again why it's the best!

[All]

It's the only university of Friendship U!

[Flim and Flam]

Yeah!