Versus!
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic that never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Shoel Ackbar Mister Aladdin
What will your pleasure be? Yoda
C'mon Let me take your order
Jot it down no
You ain't never
You ain't never
You ain't never had a friend like me
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
Aladdin NO, you never had a friend
Let him be
C'mon whisper what you want
You Ain't never never never never never
Had a friend like me
We pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wizzle
It's yours, true dizzle and have
more Baklava
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You never had a friend like me
Can your friends go...
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone?
Can your friends go
So what can I say except You're Welcome
I'm just an ordinary Demiguy!
Can your friends go
O Mio Babbino Caro?
Can your friends go
go poof
Well, look here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make it disappear just like a panda?
Don't sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
Mm, bona fide
You got a genie there for your charge de affairs
I got an urge to help you out
(Quiero Ayudarte)
So what-cha wanna wish?
I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long
Oh, I
You just gotta rub the lamp master
Genie genie genie can't you see?
Mister Aladdin, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, yeah
You big nabob, yeah
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
Ska ska ska ska ska, ska ska ska ska
You ain't never
Had a (COOKIE?)
Friend like
Meeeeee...!
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
Who won? What's next? You decide!