French Song lyrics

(Online Translator: Welcome. Bienvenue. I will teach you French in just two minutes. Je vais vous apprendre le français en seulement deux minutes.)

I wanna write a song to get popular in France

So when I play my tune, everybody dance

But lyrics are my biggest concern

Cos French is impossibly difficult to learn

Learning takes time and I don't wanna wait

That's why I'm gonna use Google Translate

And then I get together these three chords

And some typical basic French words

[x4]

Bonjour!

Merci!

Merde, c'est la vie!

Santé, s'il vous plait!

Parlez-vous français?

(Online Translator: Bounjour. Merci. Merde. C'est la vie. À votre santé. Parlez-vous français?)

I guess this song doesn't really make sense

No one understands it and nobody dance

I tried to make a song that speaks about love

But there is one problem that I can't solve

How to make a love song with the words "je t'aime"

Cos only rhyme that Google offered is Marine le Pen

And do you know what rhymes with Macron Emmanuel?

Molotov cocktail

[x4]

Bonjour!

Merci!

Merde, c'est la vie!

Santé, s'il vous plait!

Parlez-vous français?