Oh, oh my god
I feel it in my crotch
It is Thursday morning
But it's tomorrow it will tick tock
Tick tock, tick tock like a clock
Drunk and the time will pass
With a girl on top of my crotch
She is not wearing a shirt
I will now tell you of weekly routine
Me and my friends drink until we're off our faces
I never took chemistry, but this here is acid
It's almost four o'clock
Girls shake their booties
Boys look at their butts
Big shots use their hands to simulate the pumps
But not until Friday
No, not before, 'cause that's when it's happening, man
[Hook]
What, what, what, what is going on?
On Friday, it's happening
What a Friday we will have
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is going on?
On Friday, it's happening
What a Friday we will have
What a day, what a night it will be
Have a girl under my arm and a pretty food1 style
Girls call me Kjartan, daddy says I am king
Chugging like a devil, pukes from the balcony
Kjartan is stupid and delicious, juba 2
You too, fuck how convenient
Baby, we'll talk life stance and opinion
But tonight we have no fucking clue
It's celebration, say woo-hoo
Did you come alone, that's alright
You can come with me
But tell your mum you'll be late
But not until Friday
No, not before, 'cause that's when it's happening, man
[Hook] x2
You know when it's Thursday morning
And you're just sitting there, thinking:
"Fuck, I'm feeling like shit right now"
Then you have to think about tomorrow
You have invited the entire village
To a bean bag chair party at the town hall
And it will be pure happiness
[Hook] x2
1. "mat" directly translates to food, but it is slang for cool2. juba does not really mean anything