Frauen sind die neuen Männer [English translation]

A lot has changed in this world

And it's clear to me what is the cause of it

So many women nowadays are like males

I hardly know any distinction

They've got money and they drive fast cars

And after sex some just disappear without a rumour

They wage war and they sell drugs

They are ruthless on their way up

They have power and are better at playing soccer

They write history and fly into space

Women are the new males

I hardly know any distinction

They are like our beautiful doubles

I wonder why we are still there.

Women are the new males

That’s the way it is all over the world now

They’re capable of anything, they live longer

I wonder whether it pleases me

They've told us lies so many times

More often than we cheated on them

They cheat, set sex apart from love

Are generals and some are master thieves

They are brief at the telephone

Make ends meet, all on their own

They only want us for our good looks

They pay the bills when going out with us

Women are the new males

I hardly know any distinction

They are like our beautiful doubles

I wonder why we are still there.

Women are the new males

That’s the way it is all over the world now

They’re capable of anything, they live longer

I wonder whether it pleases me

They drink a lot, being superior in this respect as well

Survive on their own in this urban jungle

Find no pleasure in monogamy

And even in bed … they sometimes come too soon.

Women are the new males

I hardly know any distinction

They are like our beautiful doubles

I wonder why we are still there.

Men are the new females

They cry in silence, let themselves beat up

While women nowadays take any risk

Women are the new males

That’s the way it is all over the world now

They’re capable of anything, they live longer

I wonder whether it pleases me

Women are the new males

I hardly know any distinction

They are like our beautiful doubles

I wonder why we are still there.

Women are the new males

And all the same I have fallen in love again . . .