[FOUR MEN]
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time
[MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)]
Whadda they do for love?
[MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)]
Whadda they do for love?
[FOUR MEN]
Four Jews in a room
[MENDEL]
Bitching
[JASON]
Bitching
[MARVIN]
Bitching
[WHIZZER]
Bitching
[FOUR MEN]
Four Jews in a room stoop
[MENDEL]
They stoop?
[FOUR MEN]
To pray
[JASON]
I'm Jewish
[MARVIN]
I'm Jewish
[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish
[WHIZZER]
Half Jewish
[FOUR MEN]
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day
[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery
[FOUR MEN]
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we’re at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
[JASON]
What we need’s a miracle!
[FOUR MEN]
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
[MENDEL]
We got our miracle
[JASON]
We got our miracle
[MARVIN]
We got our miracle
[FOUR MEN]
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
[WHIZZER]
I'm Whizzer
[JASON]
I'm Jason
[MENDEL]
I'm Mendel
[MARVIN]
I'm Marvin
[FOUR MEN]
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong
[JASON]
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
[MARVIN AND WHIZZER]
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
[MENDEL]
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
[WHIZZER AND JASON]
We do not tippy toe
[WHIZZER]
We charge ahead to show
[MENDEL]
We're good in bed
[WHIZZER]
Excel in bed
[MARVIN]
We smell in bed
[JASON]
Where is the bed?
[MENDEL]
I love the bed
[JASON]
Who has the bed?
[WHIZZER]
I want the bed!
[JASON]
Who stole the bed?
[MARVIN]
Who stole the bed?
[WHIZZER]
I lost it twice
[MENDEL]
The bed is mine
[JASON]
The bed is nice
[FOUR MEN]
The bed is
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
[MARVIN]
I'm nauseous
[WHIZZER]
I'm nauseous
[JASON]
I'm simple
[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish
[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery
[FOUR MEN]
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
[MARVIN, JASON WHIZZER MENDEL]
I'm Jewish I'm neurotic Bitch bitch
He's Jewish He's neurotic Bitch bitch
They're Jewish They're neurotic Funny funny
We're Jewish We're neurotic Funny funny
Bitch bitch Four Jews I'm Jewish
Bitch bitch In a room bitching He's Jewish
Funny funny Bitch bitch They're Jewish
Funny funny Bitch bitch We're Jewish
[FOUR MEN]
Four Jews in a room bitching
[MARVIN]
In a room bitching
[FOUR MEN]
Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four
[TRINA]
Five
[FOUR MEN]
Five Jews