Flat Packing Anger Management

I’ve already spent my weekend

in a flat pack store that drove me round the bend

But grab your tool, let's make this bed

forever we can rest our weary heads

And sometimes we'll have sex...

Unless you've been a dick and then I kick you out.

Slip section A into section C

this isn't how I dreamt my life would… (be)

It’s not C it's B (oh fuck)

I wish my love could tell a wrench from a spanner

At least I have an acceptable bedside manner.

[Chorus]

Flat Packing Anger Management

Are you sure I'm over Ikea's age of consent

This screwdriver spells self-destruction

Maybe I should've read the instructions

Baby don't give up on me

It’s simple they've given us an alun key

I’m throwing in the towel.

Not now, I've found the missing dowel.

Oh, I love ya.

[Chorus]

Flat Packing Anger Management

All we need is a little Dutch encouragement.

But not too much and don't do it on your own

4000 deaths a year in accidents at home