I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
Life is too short
To talk about it too long
Just lower the standard
And raise your glass
I want everything flat today
Party, party Easy Jet
You can kiss my ass
He who pays more is a total fool
One night, thousand parties
Bright lights, intense smarties ¹
50 cents on all the schnapps
Vomit and hangovers complimen’try
Write it on your forehead
Before you forget it
We’re simply here to party
This is all you can live ²
Flat rate all over the world
We want to flat out party
All the boys and girls
The flatter the better ³
That really turns me on
Flat rate, flat rate we just wanna have fun
Hey, hey, hey give me the flat rate ASAP! (oh yeah)
Eye, yi, yi, yi I only want the flat rate (oh yeah)
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
All expenses paid; it’s all done with one click
No consequences, do or die
Why impose fixed limits
Give me the monsta package
I want rebates ‘til I snap
And then kick backs
Why just flirting, baby
Let’s make short work of this
I want to bone you as much as possible
I want to crash and burn with you ⁴
I subsidize my rent just through bottle deposits
That’s life for us primates in the land of Cockayne ⁵
Flat rate all over the world
We want to flat out party
All the boys and girls
The flatter the better
That really turns me on
Flat rate, flat rate we just wanna have fun
Hey, hey, hey give me the flat rate ASAP! (oh yeah)
Eye, yi, yi, yi I only want the flat rate (oh yeah)
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
I never get enough
We’ll have a drink
In no time flat
Go comatose
And then flat line
We’ll have a drink
In no time flat
Go comatose
And then flat line
Flat rate all over the world
We want to flat out party
All the boys and girls
The flatter the better
That really turns me on
Flat rate, flat rate we just wanna have fun
Hey, hey, hey give me the flat rate ASAP! (oh yeah)
Eye, yi, yi, yi I only want the flat rate (oh yeah)
Hey, hey, hey give me the flat rate ASAP! (oh yeah)
Eye, yi, yi, yi I only want the flat rate (oh yeah)