Fixer Upper [Italian translation]

Trolls:

What’s the issue, dear?

Why are you holding back from such a man?

Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Or the grumpy way he talks?

Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?

And though we know he washes well, he

Always ends up sort of smelly

But you’ll never meet a fellow

Who’s as sensitive and sweet!

So he’s a bit of a fixer upper

So he’s got a few flaws

Like his peculiar brain, dear

This thing with the reindeer

That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!

So he’s a bit of a fixer upper

But this we’re certain of

You can fix this fixer upper up

With a little bit of love!

Kristoff:

Can we please just stop talking about this?

We’ve got a real, actual problem here

Trolls:

I’ll say!

So tell me, dear--

Is it the way that he runs scared?

Or that he’s socially impaired?

Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods? What?

Are you holding back your fondness

Due to his unmanly blondness?

Or the way he covers up that he’s the honest goods?

He’s just a bit of a fixer upper

He’s got a couple of bugs

His isolation is confirmation

Of his desperation for healing hugs

So he’s a bit of a fixer upper

But we know what to do

The way to fix up this fixer upper

Is to fix him up with you!

Kristoff:

Enough! She is engaged to someone else, okay?!

Trolls:

So she’s a bit of a fixer upper

That’s a minor thing

Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement

And by the way I don’t see no ring!

So she’s a bit of a fixer upper

Her brain’s a bit betwixt

Get the fiancé out of the way

And the whole thing will be fixed

We’re not saying you can change him

'Cause people don’t really change

We’re only saying that love’s a force

That’s powerful and strange

People make bad choices if they’re mad or scared or stressed

But throw a little love their way

And you’ll bring out their best

True love brings out the best

Everyone’s a bit of a fixer upper

That’s what it’s all about!

Father! Sister! Brother!

We need each other

To raise us up and round us out

Everyone’s a bit of a fixer upper

But when push comes to shove

Olaf:

The only fixer upper fixer

That can fix a fixer upper is

Trolls:

True, true, true, true, true,

Love, true love,

Love, love, love, love, love,

Love, true love,

True...

Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded--

Anna:

Wait, what?

Trolls:

You’re getting married.

...Love!