Tim Finnegan lived in Watling Street
A gentleman Irish mighty odd
He had a brogue1 both rich and sweet
And to rise in the world he carried a hod2
But Tim had a bit of a tippler’s3 way
With a love for the liquor he was born
And to send him on his way each day
He'd a drop of the craythur4 every morn'
Whack-Fol-De-Dah5 will you dance to your partner
Whirl ‘round the floor, your trotters shake
Isn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake
Now one morning Tim was rather full
His head felt heavy which made him shake
He fell off the ladder and he broke his skull
Then they carried him home his corpse to wake
Oh they wrapped him up in a nice clean sheet
They laid him out upon the bed
With a bottle of whiskey at his feet
And a barrel of porter at his head
Whack-Fol-De-Dah will you dance to your partner
Whirl ‘round the floor, your trotters shake
Isn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake
Then his friends assembled at the wake
And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch
Well, first she brought them tay6 and cake
Then pipes, tobacco, and brandy punch
Then the widow Malone began to cry
Such a lovely corpse you did ever see
Musha7 Tim mavourneen8, why did you die?
Will you hold your gob9 says Molly McGee.
Whack-Fol-De-Dah will you dance to your partner
Whirl ‘round the floor, your trotters shake
Isn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake
Oh well, Mary Murphy took up the job
Biddy says she you're wrong I'm sure
Well, Biddy fenced her a belt on the gob
And left her sprawling on the floor
A civil war did then engage
'Twas woman to woman and man to man
Shillelah10 law was all the rage
And a row and a ruction it soon began
Whack-Fol-De-Dah will you dance to your partner
Whirl ‘round the floor, your trotters shake
Isn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake
Old Tim Maloney ducked his head
When a bottle of whiskey flew at him
He ducked and landing on the bed
The whiskey scatters over Tim
Bedad11 he revives, and see how he rises
Tim Finnegan rising in the bed
Sayin’ twirl your whiskey around like blazes?
By the thunderin’ Jaysus do you think I'm dead?
Whack-Fol-De-Dah will you dance to your partner
Whirl ‘round the floor, your trotters shake
Isn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake
How is the ould one? ... Game ball
1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brogue 2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brick_hod 3. tippler = drunkard4. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/craythur 5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilting 6. 7. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/musha 8. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mavourneen 9. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gob#Noun_2 10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh_(club) 11. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bedad