Finale lyrics

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Cinderella? Cinderella, are you here?

Cinderella? She's gone

She really has gone

[SEBASTIAN]

Only you, lonely you

Only you can rescue lonely me

Why didn't I speak

Say it out loud

Tell you how I really feel?

You were right there

Five feet away

Why was I tongue tied?

Ever so dull

When I really want to say—

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Are you— Are you singing to my shoe?

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Um, no, nope

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Because it looks very much like you're singing, fairly romantically, might I add, to my shoe

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Which I couldn't have been doing because that would be deeply weird

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Right

Quite creepy, really

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Oh, super creepy

So, you're back?

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

I came back for that

It's the most expensive thing I own

I figured I could sell it

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Is there a roaring trade in single shoes these days?

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Oh, yeah, pirates mostly

It's made of crystal, idiot

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Ah

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

The things people spend their money on when they're trying to impress someone

Sad, really

Well, goodbye then

Congratulations on your wedding

[SEBASTIAN]

It's not my wedding day

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

What?

[SEBASTIAN]

I'm still unwedded

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

But—

[CINDERELLA]

I heard the wedding bells, I feel lightheaded

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

What?

[SEBASTIAN]

I'm not married

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

But—

[SEBASTIAN]

That's a real long story

Meanwhile, tell me where you're headed

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

I don't know, Sebastian

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

I'm sorry, it was unforgivable

What I said to you, the way I behaved

I was just trying to be, I don't know, someone I wasn't

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

I think we're both a little guilty of that, don't you?

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

You don't want company by any chance? On your trip?

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Mm, I don't know, you might cramp my style

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

I'll walk behind you at all times

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

What if I get swept off my feet by a handsome highwayman?

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Then I will, of course, melt discreetly into the background

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

You'll have to pay your own way

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Done

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

And wash your own socks

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

I'm not a barbarian

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

You sure about that?

Hey!

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Do you ever shut up?

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

No

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Good