Filozof [English translation]

If only i could make such an excellent elephant

Like impeccable, flawless.

Even if i work miracles,

nevertheless you girls find a flaw

What does this girl want? Time would stop.

Philosophers would find its answer

They cherish hope like lunatic lovers,

They scratch my mind like spooning up a soup

Blow me away if you're strong enough

Wingardium Leviosa*

Open my heart's lock

If you don't have the key: Alohamora**

What does this girl want? Time would stop.

Philosophers would find its answer

They cherish hope like lunatic lovers,

They scratch my mind like spooning up a soup

If only i would hit the gym thus,

Abdominal, so and so, spotlessly

Furthermore, even if i have 50 cm biceps

You girls pick in by hook or by crook

What does this girl want? Time would stop.

Philosophers would find its answer

They cherish hope like lunatic lovers,

They scratch my mind like spooning up a soup

What does this girl want? Time would stop.

Philosophers would find its answer

Multifarious games like princesses in palace

Wretced men, surrendered to fate