[Part 1]
I'm a little agent on secret mission
Camo jacket, binoculars, darling, I know where you live
I'll prove that you're irritated by prohibitions
If you're alone at the zoo I'll dress up as Cro¹
I have costumes for everything, I investigate undercover
Random sample test, people don't like that
I ask your best gay friend for a meeting at the toilet
Um ... okay, he's gay indeed.
I'll drop your duvet covers by tomorrow
I'm still waiting for the test results
They say you didn't use Gilette wax
Combine, combine, there's something cooking
[Hook]
In a louver-covered apartment you like to entertain yourself
You listen to Iggy Pop - just fuck him!
You walk your dog through witnessless forests and meadows
With the dog wearing a mini skirt - just fuck him!
On days missing elation you visit the church
And you speak to God - just fuck him!
Everything tip-top, and that fucks my head
Just fuck him, just fuck him!
[Part 2]
Confidence is good, but control is
Better!, my grandfather already used to say
E-Mail for you - trojan horse!
A secret you just shouldn't tell your sister
She's quite talkative with a knife at her throat
At work, at the sauna, no matter if in cinemas or cloud castles
There's always this guy in front of you reading a newspaper with spyholes
Sometimes my resources are short
More balls in the club than I have knockout drops
They'll run anyway if they notice the bug in your asshole
Supervise so stark, the state could learn from me
Jealousy is passion
That looks with eagerness for that, what suffering creates² - quote!
[Hook]
In a louver-covered apartment you like to entertain yourself
You listen to Iggy Pop - just fuck him!
You walk your dog through witnessless forests and meadows
With the dog wearing a mini skirt - just fuck him!
On days missing elation you visit the church
And you speak to God - just fuck him!
Everything tip-top, and that fucks my head
Just fuck him, just fuck him!
[Part 3]
And suddenly the light barrier strikes, right behind the serpent pit
And the garden gnome blowing flashes
Did a postman do it, he's almost inside your apartment
I'm activating the camera inside your engagement ring
Now it's getting intense, I'm attentive
The guy gives her a letter and leaves
Wimp, go back and fuck her!
Spys, helicopters, do you know how much money I spent for that?
It can't be that I waste my annual wage
But in the end you turn out to be an innocent angel
Take the dick, woman, then I finally can give you a lecture
It has to be your fault, or I want to fall into dust
Take that one wrong step and I'll be right
Start the drama that will release me into freedom
And that without losing my white slate
"Baby, give me a reason to do what I have no balls for otherwise!"
[Hook]
In a louver-covered apartment you like to entertain yourself
You listen to Iggy Pop - just fuck him!
You walk your dog through witnessless forests and meadows
With the dog wearing a mini skirt - just fuck him!
On days missing elation you visit the church
And you speak to God - just fuck him!
Everything tip-top, and that fucks my head
Just fuck him, just fuck him!