Feta fula dumma amerikaner [English translation]

Once upon a time, I loved the USA

Hank Williams, he was a big idol

That was then, but with time I noticed

That the love got big ugly holes

Because back in the days we said "pick you up at eight"

Then came the ugly Nixon and his darn "Watergate"

And Kennedy, you know, that everyone believed in

He was fucking Marilyn Monroe

And then everything just went south with the land

That once used to be everyone's wishful dream

That, what we thought was true love,

Was only the hard leash of the capital

Because everything they did, we had to bring here, of course

But they, on the other hand, never bought anything from us

So the only thing that came out of the business was a darn grave

So full of shit as given by these people

Fat ugly stupid Americans

Soon they will rule the whole world by threat

Through the Internet webbing on the screen

They make every Swede a fool

What they do is so crazy you won't believe it

Nevertheless we all always end up doing the same

The hero, that actually is nothing but a fucking joker,

Is molded in long lines by Americans

Old McDonald had a farm iah iah ooo

Now we're sitting together in this mess

Being flooded by their shit

With their help we dug a giant pit

And we all have fallen into it

McDonald and McEvans and what the fuck it could be

Yes all darn trends originate in the USA

We probably don't have a choice. A huge capital

Has swallowed everyone like a voracious portal

Fat ugly stupid Americans

Have a weapon hidden in every room

With no fear of angry African-American people

That they have forced into dirty ghettos

Fun and gunpowder and violence and sports are their pastime

And to make fun of gays that have contracted HIV

But if you show your dick, there will be an outcry

Strange ways of thinking, crazy Americans

Fat ugly stupid Americans

Have tentacles in every nook and cranny

Greedy like starving baboons

Grabbing everything they can get their hands on

That they've gotten rich is a well-known fact

The boys become millionaires, that has happened quite a few times

The girls can always give their president a blow job

These Americans are clever as fuck

Fat ugly stupid Americans

Spilling all over the world like a wave

As smart as a flock of pheasants

Living well off cheat, bluff, and humbug

The whole world is buying a culture of nothing but bragging

While we here at home are applauding in our den

Unaware that everything is just a myth

We have been totally tricked by Americans