Femurul [English translation]

I'm a medical school student,

My life is very busy and serene,

When I'm dissecting corpses,

I feel I'm drowning in formaldehyde.

Study materials are scarce,

Can't learn properly without them.

I need a femur bone,

So I'm going to the cemetery to steal one.

Between the crosses, in the heavy night,

I am digging out someone.

The deceased is entombed recently,

So the flesh needs to be cut off.

With the axe I cut the leg off - Hack!

With a knife I take the flesh off from the bone.

I take the femur and put it in my bag,

And I quickly bury the body.

I return home happily, I am victorious!

I take out the femur--it's such a joy to see!

I am the beloved student,

The best and the most loved,

The best and the most loved,

This is what I worked for,

This is what I worked for...

This is... what... I... worked... for...