Feeling Myself PARODY lyrics

[Nicki Minaj:]

Yo B

You ready to make a video that no one will ever see

because your man won’t put it on YouTube?

[Beyoncé:]

This video looks like a bunch of bad home movies

Can you believe I’m the same person who once made Single Ladies?

That vid had class, this vid is just ass

Thanks to Jay-Z

This keyboard loop sounds like it was made by a baby

[Nicki Minaj:]

This video’s not posted on YouTube

If you wanna see you have to log on to Tidal and subscribe too,

How come we still at zero views?!

[Jay-Z:]

If fans will not pay for music

I’ll force them to do it

By making this vid an exclusive

[Nicki Minaj:]

Dammit Jay-Z, are you that stupid?

Who would pay twenty bucks

Just to see me shake my fake butt?

I do that in every vid, who gives a fuck?

Dude, your plan sucks

[Jay-Z:]

Maybe, but it’s just not fair

That music is stolen and file shared

I just don’t understand why the fans don’t care

About us poor pop star millionaires

[YouTube:]

Jay-Z why do you hate us so much?

[Jay-Z:]

You’re my rivals!

[Spotify:]

But no one wants your shitty service

[Jay-Z:]

Don’t you dare insult Tidal!

[YouTube:]

We are both free

[Spotify:]

You only have a month free trail

[YouTube:]

You’re overpriced

[Spotify:]

Plus who the hell wants uncompressed files?

[Beyoncé:]

We’re in a kiddy pool in this scene

But no one knows that ’cause no one has seen this video

No one’s gonna pay twenty bucks for a video

Jay-Z, Tidal sucks

[Nicki Minaj:]

This song is weak

It’s not unique

It’s just another song ’bout how I’m a sex freak

It’s clear that the title refers to masturbation

That’s why I do this move, meant to be simulation

All my lyrics are the same

I just about getting laid

And have some guys say I take big dick well for having such a small frame

That drives my male fans insane

That includes Drake and Lil Wayne

That’s why after they watch my vids in their boxers there’s a wet stain (ew)

[Some guy:]

We’ve got bad news

Tidal is bankrupt

Kiss it bye-bye

[Jay-Z:]

How can that be?

I pushed it so hard

[Some guy:]

I’m sorry Jay-Z, nice try

[Jay-Z:]

I feel so bad

I lost all my cash

I’m gonna cry

I just need to see the one I love

My dear sweet wife