FCC Song lyrics

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out

duck hunting with a judge, QUACK

Fuck you very much the FCC

Fuck you very much for fining me

Five thousand bucks a fuck so I'm really out of luck

Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.

So fuck you very much the FCC

For proving that free speech just isn't free

Clear Channel's a dear channel

so Howard Stern must go

Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and

so

He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush

Limbo

so fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush

for heroically sitting on your tush

For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail

Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight

in jail

She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male

So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too.

Fuck you and fuck everything you do.

Your pacemaker must be fake

You haven't got a heart

As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old

fart

And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart

So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much the EPA

For giving all Alaska's oil away

It really is a bummer

When I can't fill my Hummer

The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say

The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA

So fuck you all so very much

So what the planet fails

Lets save the great white males

And fuck you all so very much

QUACK