First things first I'm a white chick
Wait, what?
The whole world was confused when they learned this
She's not black?
And I sound just like Nicki Minaj
If she swallowed down
Testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce
True
If you wanna get rap famous
Heh!
Act dirty South and heh like this:
Heh!
Parody a movie like Clueless
And then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips
You a fake, give Nicki her style back!
You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff
You be trippin' got that hood swag
You're from Australia! Stop acting black!
No one knows me
Just some random chick
They found on the street
To sing this obnoxious chorus
My name's Charli
No, I am not Lorde!
We just look the same
I am a huge fan of Royals!
I am not Lorde!
I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless
It's the most time I've spent in school
The truth is I am retarded, High school I Departed
That's why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage
If you're Asian fix your weird eyes
Mexicans are dirty and wide
And I swear meant that there so much
I'm gonna tweet two more times
If you don't speak English, eat shit
All the black people get arrested speaking of which
I look like Marion Wayans from the flick White chicks
Now tell me who dat, who dat
That is half and half
From the waist up I am White
But from the ass down I'm black
I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon
I can't spell because my IQ is negative ten
Just like Iggy
I'm stupid also
Think there's a highway
From LA to Tokyo?
There's an ocean
Can you drive on it?
You must be jokin'
This is why they tell kids to go to college
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
I-G-G-Y
That is your name, spell that!
I-E-G-I?
No! Spell that,spell that!
H-R-T-5?
Noooooooooooo o-o-o!
Who-who-who dat, who dat?
Albert Einstein!
Who dat? Who dat?
You're kidding me, right?
Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?
I told you three times!
How the hell are you so goddamn slow?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
What?
Holly shit Iggy is the alias Nicki Minaj!