[Hook: Alligatoah]
If you're one of these people
For whom the belt is a boundary 1
Who puts on the brake when coming across evil lyrics
We're the wrong band for you, the wrong band for you
If you're one of these people
Who doesn't even fuck his own sister when help is needed
And if a piss cocktails seems strange to you
We're the wrong band for you, the wrong band
[Part 1: Basti]
Boy, don't talk shit, the girls
I fuck, they are not under-aged, dude, they are 18 light
A whole bottle fits into her cunt
How could this little one not be grown-up?
Of course I respect your boundaries
But the rape train doesn't have brakes
No. 1 in the league of clown rappers right now
Motherfucker, we're K.I.Z. in real and rich 2
[Part 2: Sudden]
We're the wrong band for you
If this doesn't sound funny to you
A beautiful woman is not a beautiful woman unless she drinks piss
Your birthday, no one congratulates you, it's not a big deal
Because in the end, it's just your father jumping out of a box
You're so well-raised, we're into good drugs
Our fans are insane sluts that mosh till they bleed
Fuck morals, you faggot, don't be uptight
Just get to know us, then you'll be a fan of my band
[Hook: Alligatoah]
[Part 3: Timi Hendrix]
We run through the youth welfare office and shoot
At humour-fascistic rotten whores
Who only try to forbid this music
Bielefeld, GG Allin, today they arrest me live
Just because there's coke snowing from the ceiling of the hall during my gigs
Have mushrooms in my stomach
Actually, I never leave the house
But when I do, I come on stage and shit in the crowd
No joke, this music makes little kids aggressive
Because they constantly smuggle Speed into group therapy
[Part 4: Alligatoah]
You think you're retarded enough to wow this band
You take drugs too, are you these hippies?
I don't have a problem with it, I just like drinking alcohol
In case of hardship, I end up in the fairy tale forest again 3
The fairy godmother sways at the third wish
Because I want more than the first two holes ("It hurts so much!") And you admit to me
That you're scared, and that's appropriate
This is not an interview where someone laughs in brackets
[Hook: Alligatoah]
1. in the sense of "under the belt humour" 2. K.I.Z. is another German rap group 3. Alligatoah has an older song called "Fairy tale sluts" in which he raps about his various sexual encounters with female fairy tale characters