Facebook Story lyrics

[Skit: SebastiAn]

Oh, I was just telling that I got this, this girl before

And I was together since three years

And uh, I was not even cheating her or what

And Facebook arrived and, uh

She wanted me to accept her on Facebook

And I don't want it, because I was, like, in front of her

In front of her, and she told me, like, "Accept me on Facebook"

It was virtual, means no sense

So I say, "I'm in front of you

I don't need to accept you on Facebook"

She starting to be crazy

She thought that because I didn't accept her

She thought I was cheating

She told me like, uh, "It's, it's over, I can't believe you"

I said, "Come on, you're crazy, because like, yeah

I'm in front of you, I'm every day, here in your house"

That's, it means, like, it's jealousy

Pure jealousy, for nothing

You know, virtual thing