Rovazzi: No way, Gianni, we've been here for two hours and no fish are biting. None at all!
By the way I don't know, I haven't had any ideas recently. Really, none!
Morandi: It's a fear of every artist's to lose their talent. That's why we built the vault.
Rovazzi: What do you mean, the vault?
Morandi: Fabio, the vault!
Pedicini: The vault of successes is the place where celebrities conceal their talents over time.
To preserve your physical aspect, you just need to go through a scanner, which encrypts the physicity and materializes it as a pill, packaged and classified.
Thanks to advanced machines, those having a beautiful voice can materialize it in liquid form and store it over time inside specific bottles, classified and labeled with the name of their legitimate owner.
All of this is then transported into the vault, secure and inaccessible, even for the most evil minds.
To violate the vault we needed a plan of extreme difficulty.
Rovazzi: No, Roberto, we don't have enough budget, make it a little bit simpler: take the other script!
Pedicini: Ah, the other one... so the other one.
Rovazzi: Yeah, the one with "The plan was very simple, 1, 2, 3, 4, Pippo Baudo".
Pedicini: 1, 2, 3, 4, Pippo Baudo. Okay.
Rovazzi: Perfect, let's go on!
Pedicini: The plan was very simple.
Going through the main entrance disguised as a cleaner.
Rovazzi: Hello!
Boldi: Good morning! Who are you?
Rovazzi: Fabio Rovazzi.
Boldi: Fabio Rovazzi... No, actually, from our system, it looks like you have no talents here.
Rovazzi: Ah, but I'm here to clean the vault, see?
Boldi: Ah, you're here to clean?
Rovazzi: Well, yes!
Boldi: Ah, well, then go. Go. Come on!
Rovazzi: Thank you.
Pedicini: Follow the corridor and turn right.
The password is "1234".
Use Pippo Baudo's photo.
Rovazzi: I'm in.
Pedicini: Change your clothes.
Use the spray on the cameras.
Boldi: Damn it...
Screwed! Fool!
Pedicini: You've got fifteen seconds until it closes up. Hurry up.
Take a pill so they can't recognize you.
Good luck.
Rovazzi [Voice: Fabio Rovazzi]:
Everything's in a bag
I know, this was a big one
Please wait, I'm in a hurry
It's all a copy-paste
Fashion controls us
I disappear in the crowd
I could dance like Bolle
Sing out of happiness
Getting Zalone's income
Instead I'm still here
I look for some cool place and take some ability
In the bounds of legality
Rovazzi [Voice: Emma Marrone]:
I do what I want
I do what I feel like doing
This summer I'm out of control
And I don't need the lyrics anyway
Because with this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra
Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra
With this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra
Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra
Pa pa ra ra ra ra
Pedicini: Steal a vehicle to escape.
Rovazzi: Take it easy, there's no need: I got it.
Ramazzotti: Give me back my voice.
Rovazzi: But - Eros... Eh...
Ramazzotti: Hey, no stealing, Rovazzi!
Rovazzi: I know, I know.
Ramazzotti: Come on!
Rovazzi: Here it is.
All right.
Ramazzotti: Remember: you don't need my voice:
This is enough.
Rovazzi: It's a clothes peg!1
Ramazzotti: Exactly.
Bye.
Rovazzi [Voice: Fabio Rovazzi]:
I hit the ground running
And escape my karma
A status that excites me
I want to break off
General stress
Dive into the sea
There's no need to worry, mommy
I'm taking off, I have to turn it off
I'll call you back later, you have to calm down
There's no problem: I'm on a Panda2
You weren't expecting this song
And I'm going to give you an ending against any prediction
But I'm not the hero of your plain old stories
And I'm against all spoilers
Rovazzi [Voice: Nek]:
I do what I want
I do what I feel like doing
This summer I'm out of control
And I don't need the lyrics anyway
Because with this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra
Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra
With this voice here - pa pa pa ra ra
Pa pa ra ra ra ra pa pa pa ra ra
Pa pa ra ra ra ra
Rovazzi [Voice: Fabio Rovazzi]:
Attracted by evil
Honesty has no budget
Everything that's forbidden
We like
Luis Sal [Voice: Al Bano]:
We make bad models
Normality
Fifteen minutes of celebrity
With this voice here
Rovazzi: Really?
Luis Sal: Actually it's been really easy:
In the last few days I've made friends with the guards, and I exchanged your bag for a pack of cigarettes
Rovazzi: No, come on... Even the customized hat... No, please...
Will you let me out, please?
Enough!
Guardia: Rovazzi! Come! They've just posted bail.
You can go out.
Rovazzi: Really?
Guardia: Come!
Luis Sal: And for me? Nothing? How! Darn it!
Rovazzi: Maybe next time you might want to say this "bail thing" quietly...
But who paid?
Guardia: To the left, then straight ahead, please.
Go.
Rovazzi: Hello. but... how does it work here, do I have to... give you some documents...
Does any of you know who paid...
Briatore: I paid. You're out.
1. This part is making fun of Eros Ramazzotti's nasal voice2. Famous Italian car model