Exaustino [English translation]

Exaustino doesn't want to get stressed

He lives the good life, slowly

Exaustino wants to see smoke on the water

Have fried fish without frying it

And without having to fish

Exaustino wants it all

Slow roll, he doesn't give a damn

Exaustino won't eat pineapple

Or crab, because they're so tiresome

Eats, sleeps, breakfast, lunch and dinner

He couldn't care less if the rooster crows

He's getting so fat

Exaustino is the king at home

Doesn't move a finger

Wants everything brought to him

Showering is a such struggle

You should watch out, being so lazy

Will weaken your heart

And the doctor warned

You should

quit smoking

It's not easy

But you must make the effort

And wake up early and go for a walk

Hold back on your appetite

Go on a diet

Lose weight and

Get your blood pressure under control

And the doctor warned

You can't ignore your health

Exaustino will have to get smart

It's too hard a punishment

This time things will have to change

Or it'll get ugly

He'll have a fit

And be screwed...