Exaustino doesn't want to get stressed
He lives the good life, slowly
Exaustino wants to see smoke on the water
Have fried fish without frying it
And without having to fish
Exaustino wants it all
Slow roll, he doesn't give a damn
Exaustino won't eat pineapple
Or crab, because they're so tiresome
Eats, sleeps, breakfast, lunch and dinner
He couldn't care less if the rooster crows
He's getting so fat
Exaustino is the king at home
Doesn't move a finger
Wants everything brought to him
Showering is a such struggle
You should watch out, being so lazy
Will weaken your heart
And the doctor warned
You should
quit smoking
It's not easy
But you must make the effort
And wake up early and go for a walk
Hold back on your appetite
Go on a diet
Lose weight and
Get your blood pressure under control
And the doctor warned
You can't ignore your health
Exaustino will have to get smart
It's too hard a punishment
This time things will have to change
Or it'll get ugly
He'll have a fit
And be screwed...