If you wanna see evil tonight at its best.
We're the cruelest of people, put us to the test.
If you're looking for heinous and iniquitous acts.
Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax.
One of these cats will be our villainous star.
So without further ado, here they are!
Of course, the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N
by-laws which govern us all say
to enter this pageant you must be this tall.
So...disqualified!
What? You can't do that!
Yes, we can!
Why?
Cause, we're evil!
Evil!
Evil tonight!