Everything About You lyrics

...Are you the guys on the beach who hate everything? Eww!

...Is this some sort of hip music that I don't understand?1

I hate the rain and sunny weather,

And I... I hate the beach and mountains too, boo-hoo,

And I don't like a thing about the city, no, no,

And I, I, I, hate the countryside too!

And I hate everything about you!

Everything about you!

And I don't like a thing about your mother,

And I... I hate your daddy's guts too, boo-hoo,

And I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no

'Cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too

And I get sick when I'm around,

I can't stand to be around,

I hate everything about you!

Everything about you, everything about you, everything about you!

Some say I've got a bad attitude,

But that don't change the way I feel about you

And if you think this might be bringing me down,

Look again, 'cause I ain't wearing no frown!

Get Down!

I don't really care about your sister,

Fuck the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her

One thing that I did to your old lady,

Was I put her on the bed and she didn't even say "maybe"

I know, you know, everybody knows,

The way it comes, is the way it's gonna go

Think it's sad? Well, that's too bad!

'Cause I'm having a ball hating every little thing about you!

Everything about you, everything about...

I get sick when I'm around...

I can't stand to be around...

I hate everything about... you!

1. This only appears in the album version, NOT the original video (which I recommend watching), but anyone who owned the album grew up hearing this line, so this is the video I linked. It's supposed to be the character "Pat" from Saturday Night Live.