Everybody Needs A Thneed lyrics

Everybody needs a thneed,

A fine thing that all people-

You know what we need?! For you to stop!

(Yea!)

You suck!

(Yea...)

Everybody needs a thneed!

A fine thing that all people need!

The thneed is good, the thneed is great,

Let's hope we're not too late!

It's a super trendy hat,

It's a tightrope for an acrobat,

A net for catching butterflies,

Daily use for EXERCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!

Everybody needs a thneed,

(A THNEED!)

A fine thing that all people need,

(WE NEED!)

Everybody needs a thneed!

(ahhhhhh ahhhhh)

We want the thneed,

(ahhhhh ahhhhhh)

We need the thneed,

(ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh)

We need a thneeeeeeeeeeeeed!