I don't want to shackle you
Or use duct tape
But I'm sometimes at home
Before the morning paper*
You say that you're tired
Still from overtime
Did the pizza driver call
Thanked for last night
I don't recognize that perfume
You fumble with your phone again
Why do you hide in your scarf
And I think
refrain:
So, what the fuck?
I'm starting to running out of humor
Nice that you have friends
But they don't do hickeys
So, what the fuck?
The legos** are going to drop soon
I've heard stories
Of your drunk kisses
So, what the fuck?
I'm starting to running out of humor
I don't want to stalk you
Or use finder
But I found eyeliner
From your bathrooms cabinet
When you're finding new friends
From Tinder-photos
I wait new surprise
Like from Kinder-eggs
I don't recognize that perfume
You repair collars
Those aren't mosquitos bites
And I think
refrain
So, what the fuck?
I'm starting to running out of humor
I want give to you one more opportunity
I apologize at Sunday-morning
That I overreacted or demand just too much
But my best friends opens the door
refrain