Että mitähän vittua [English translation]

I don't wanna chain you

Or use duct tape

But you're home almost always

Even before the morning paper

You say that you're beat

From the overtime work

Was that the pizza delivery guy calling

Thanked for last night?

I don't recognize that perfume

You're on your phone again

Why are you hiding in your scarf

And I'm like

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What the actual fuck is this

I'm starting to lose my sense of humor

It's nice that you've got friends

But friends don't give hickeys

What the actual fuck is this

You're gonna start losing teeth soon

I heard some stuff about

Your drunken French kisses

What the actual fuck is this

I'm starting to lose my sense of humor

I don't wanna stalk you

Or use Finder

But from your bathroom cabinet

I found eyeliner

As you're looking for friends

From their Tinder-profile pics

I'm waiting for a new surprise

Like from a Kinder surprise egg

I don't recognize that perfume

You're fixing your collars

Those aren't mosquito bites

And I'm like

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I wanna give you one more chance

On a Sunday morning I will apologize

For overreacting or just asking for too much

Your door is opened by my best friend

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