I wake up in the morning, I drink a cup of coffee
My wife made it for me how I like it, she's so sweet
Walking quickly towards the bathroom, the fragrance surrounds me
I wash my face with the dew of roses
The birds are flying, the flowers have blossomed
Spring is starting, October is here
I go to my large yard and observe the surroundings
The sky is clear of a pure blue*
*The most beautiful moment is when I go to work
At lunch break, to drink 50 ham [?]
I've been waiting for so many years to see a hole in the ground
But the dream of my life has turned into ashes
Băsescu's statue is still watching over us
The peasants now have billions of tractors
Lobsters, caviar, can be found everywhere
Every Romanian has 3000 lei on their credit card
Chorus:
Let's play the Hora Mare, jump, jump, with us
We no longer want to go overseas, jump, jump, you too
Because here it's nice and sunny, jump, jump, with us
The honey is flowing from the springs, jump, jump, you too
"The most searched for animal in Romania is the rat. It can be found in the brown variant with volapic on the top and pink coclender. We do not recommend the variant with seplapoloidal, because it acquires a crocobazdugated bibistrocel!"
The Americans, the Germans, and dozens of other peoples
Are knocking at our doors, waiting at the border.
When the thief enters my house, I welcome him to a meal
I personally put valuable items in his bag!
The police stops me only to inflate my car wheel.
They fuel up my tank, I'm ready for the road again
You can step into the store and take everything,
The security guards pay you to come back
The deer waits to be hunted
It offers you its right-back pulp
You can take a vacation on the Moon or on the Sun
The aliens have nice service
The plows are made out of old tanks
The Americans, the Russians, are now only joking
It's hard for me to think of my ancestors
How did they live with only a million lei?
Chorus [x2]
"Yesterday, Dacia has bought out Daimler-Chrysler and General Motors. Following this transaction, Romania has paid the United States' debt towards Somalia and Iraq!"
Chorus [x2]