Et moi, et moi, et moi [English translation]

Seven hundred million Chinese

and I and I and I

With my life, my little home

My headache, my liver pain

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Eighty million Indonesians

and I and I and I

With my car and my dog

His dog food when he is barking

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Three or four hundred million Black people

and I and I and I

who goes to the solarium

to the sauna to lose weight

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Three hundred million Soviets

and I and I and I

with my habits and my tics

in my little goose feather bed

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Fifty million imperfect people (there are 50 million Frogs at this time... (for those who still had a doubt about who is he talking about))

and I and I and I

watching Catherine Langeais

on television at (my) home

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Nine hundred million bums

and I and I and I

with my vegetarian diet

and all the whisky I am boozing (boozing is a bit different but the best translation of the word with its negative connotation in such case)

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Five hundred million South Americans

and I and I and I

I am all nude in my bath

with a girl who is cleaning me

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Fifty million Vietnamese

and I and I and I

on sundays on the rabbit hunt

with my rifle, I am the king

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

Five hundred billion little Martians

and I and I and I

like a Parisian fool

I wait for my paycheck at the end of the month

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life

I think of it and then I forget it

That's life, that's life