Если у вас нету тети [Esli u vas netu tyoti] [English translation]

                               Translation: Mika Tubinshlak - see the Source link.

                               Translation slightly edited by Rashpill.

If you don’t have a house,

The Fire can’t ruin your life,

And your wife won’t cheat with others,

If you don’t have, if you don’t have,

If you don’t have a wife,

Don’t have a wife.

CHORUS:

       It can become so confusing,

       So hard to decide what’s what.

       You do the thinking, you do the choosing:

       To have or to have not,

       To have or to have not.

If you do have a puppy,

Then neighbor didn’t poison it yet,

And your friend won’t start to fight you,

If you don’t have, if you don’t have,

If you don’t have a friend.

Don’t have a friend.

CHORUS.

If you’re afraid of leaving,

You don’t have to say goodbye,

And if you never start living,

You’ll never have,

You’ll never have,

You’ll never have to die.

CHORUS.